The pax: Can you adjust my seat please?
Me: Yes of course, what’s the issue with your seat mam?
The pax: Well, I don’t feel comfy like when I m driving my car…
Me: Ok… I see… But you’re not the driver on this flight mam.
break.it_i.fix.it
Once onborad my little 03 years old kid sitting next to window wing seat asked me.
Dady! If seats are full then why don’t they use empty wings for extra passengers. They are wasting such a large space!
I laughed alot and explained him why.
engineo79
While dressing a propeller… Someone asked… Oh, so you are sharpening the blades so that the aircraft can go faster?
asimsakhan
Overhearing a conversation awaiting boarding…
“I wonder what type of Helium they put in the tires on the landing Gear” sqwashiito
In a flight with a student: Do the ailerons move the airplane while taxiing?
No they don’t, just use your feet to move it and ailerons into the wind just in cause the wind pushes the wing.
But look, I am moving the ailerons and the airplane is turning!
There’s a lot of wind plus the taxiway is cambered in order to get rid of the water.
It can’t be that, look at this, LOOK LOOK IT IS TURNING!!
I couldn’t laugh harder, he also did laugh afterwards.
savage_rat_
No one
Literally no one
The one beside me: where do you want to go?
(internal screaming: Aren’t we on the same flight ?)
haazellnut_
I have heard… Why do aircraft need mechanics? I didn’t know they break!
thealphabravocharlie
My uncle said the aircrafts tyres are spinning by the engine power and then how it continues to move forward when it takes off?
siavashmoayedfard
My friend asked me: Buddy, if airplane’s engine broke down, can we parachute of airplanes door?
mehmetcanbuyukdag7
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Some people asked me “Are pilots shift gears like cars during flight? Do airplanes have gearboxes like cars?” I tried hard for not to laugh especially when thought about a pilot clutchig and shifting gear during flight.
hllznpl
What is the fuel used in an aircraft petrol or diesel?
gadde.nikhel
Does the pilot ever lost his way to his destination?
karama_idris
Why planes do not have a horn?
zion_sheldon
Is there a reverse gear on the plane?
alp_erayy
What happens if we remove toilet tank?
prajwal_patil_ame
Friends daughter asked why planes don’t flap like a bird. I didn’t even know where to start.
dgen_goof
